Mo Money Mo Problems??

Whoever said this want's SHOT...... oh wait he did (oops)

Anyhow, been a while since posting here and nothing much has really bugged me (apart from not getting paid - some silly cow decided to deduct a whole months wages off me - took my manager about 25 minutes to sort out)

Anyhow, to my point - why can't I win the lottery? Over the past 5 weeks we have had EVERY number drawn in the lottery draws but all on separate lines, maybe this is a sign to say I am going to finally line them all up and win the whole ruddy lot............ fingers crossed!

So I shall leave you with a quote from one of my favourite films.....

"Oh, dear Lord. You made many many poor people. I realize, of course, it's no shame to be poor... but it's no great honor either. So what would be so terrible... if I had a small fortune?"

Chilean Miners

You know these Chilean miners have been down there for 69 days - why isn't it not one of them came up a, looking frail/gaunt/starving? None of them came up looking dirty and not one of them came up looking like 'Sméagol' from Lord of the Rings

Also did you see how sheepish that Yonni Barrios was - this guy has not only had to endure 69 days underground (trying not to think about the toilet habits down there) but now has the prospect of facing up to his wife......... and mistress!  I feel for him as the only hole he is going to get.... well he just left it ;)

"Oh hello Hell, this looks like a nice seat"

Losing the will to live....

..... during my working day is starting to become an all too frequent visitor I don't need!
Was in a forum meeting thing today - that was fun! (NOT)

Mind while listening to company propaganda I thought to myself was this the way the Nazi's recruited in the 30's? We ended up having a rant at this wife about money, shifts, incentives etc and the wife said she will take them on board - Mark my following words - NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!

That is all!

So....

......another day of the groundhog!
Everything seems the same these days hatred and joy become one! You get one high and 4 lows!

Just reading some study where they say a serial killers roots can be tracked down to their childhood - wonder if Dhamer/West/Jack the Ripper/Onoprienko/Lopez ever worked in a call center??

I was however mildly amused at the guy who's computer and work was lost due to him clicking 'Next'

Déjà F'N Vu

Well once again it seems it's groundhog day in my life and once again I seem to be looked over for progression!  Playing to peoples strengths is what 'they' will say and "your strengths lay in other places" - well if I am not given the chance then how the merry hell am I going to improve???

Is it 'their' way of trying to push me out or is it 'their' way of trying to piss me off?

Working hard gets you nowhere, kissing ass on the other hand...... well that's for another time and another place!

Maybe it's time to look elsewhere.........

People....

....annoy me!
Why? Seriously why do people think they can walk into you and NOT say sorry!

Was doing some shopping the other day when some dumb cow tried to take my shoulder off when storming past me, well I decided to speak up (I mean the size of me and people CAN'T see me)

Anyhow this dumb cow has sadly bred and her daughter, well she looked like a rhino with foundation was behind me.  So Rhino Girl walks past me, tuts and gives yours truly a dirty look then goes to tell the dozy cow who nearly took my shoulder off who has the audacity to call me a 'Knob Head' - mind when I got a look at the mother HOLY SHIT..... you would need more than beer goggles to breed with her - but i shouted back at 'it' which I can only assume intimidated them as they ran off

Anyways back to my rant, Christmas is coming....... so if you have come across this blog and are reading this when online please stay the F**K away from me if you see me!

That is all......

FIFA11

Well so far I have clocked up 9 hours on it since midnight last night!
Head hurts = Check
Eyes ache = Check
Onset of arthritis = Check
Neck/Shoulders stiff = Check

Gotta love the missus 

Well....

.......it was another quiet day today - LONG may it continue!

Still using the same attitude of 'Noli Illegitimi Carborundum' and deciding on who to manage when I get the new Football Manager!

Back to.......

.....work tomorrow! Not looking forward to it but hey you have to face the music from time to time.  Wonder what will be said, well more what has been said since I have been off!  The cynic in me believes there'll have been something said in my time off - maybe I have declared war on the cleaning staff or I am going to go postal if I get a terrible tasting Kit Kat lol

Fingers crossed it will go over quickly

Fireworks....

......Well here's my thing

We're at that wonderful time of the year where the dead rise, people worship Samhain, celebrate All Saints Day and chavs are able to buy fireworks with their giro money!!

Well it's like 2045 and I have been listening to some A-Hole set fireworks off one by one - I mean I wouldn't mind if they lit the sky up with colour but NO, these sodding things just make noise!  No doubt there will be stories of said sad A-Holes torture an animal with them, I would love to get hold of these people and attach a few fireworks to their gentiles - wonder if they will try to torture a harmless animal after that!!! 

Rubish

OK, here's my thing....

I am laying here looking out my bedroom window only to watch a couple of people go through 5 peoples bins! Yes BINS - what the hell are they looking for? The Lost Treasure of the Incas? I know the old saying "one mans muck is another mans treasure" but come on!

Think I may go take a dump in one of them next week - that should be a nice surprise to them!

Oh Happy Days!

Sleep......

HOLY SHIT BATMAN........


Those who know me well know I don't sleep and I mean I DON'T sleep - well I went to bed last night as I was utterly exhausted and we're talking 'heavy eyelids' here exhausted.  So I got into bed at 11pm...... expecting to lay there for another 4 hours before dozing off - only to be awake again in 3 hours!

BUT Nooooo............

I woke up at 10am a whole 11 hours sleep.... yes ELEVEN hours of bedtime 'Zzzzzs' - Maybe this coupled with the odd sky the other night DOES mean the world will come to an end???

That or that's me done with sleep for another few days!!