Back and Back again

To Whom it may concern

WHY? Seriously why the **** are you doing this to me, have I done something to piss you off? Will you give me a break from the pain & talking time off or at least not so much during working hours!

Maybe I should build a time machine so I can go back in time to the day before 'it' happened and give that cretin a damn good kicking...... yes, YES time machine it is mwahahahaha (Should have had a white cat to stroke)

And yes I have taken my medication - which is why last night I was dreaming about being James Bond... the Geordie version of him, less suave & not as classy lol

This is going to be a long long day

Work

Well work called today wanting to book in a 'Home Visit' - even though I have only been off just on 2 weeks!

I'm off with problems linked to my back, loss of feeling in my leg etc - I bet you ANYTHING they will ask the 'age-old-pointless-question' "is there anything we can do to help/speed your recovery up"

I am shaking my head at the thought!